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Pets Demotivational Poster


MYTHBUSTERS - The early years


TAGS: bunsen beaker from the muppets
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Vitek

fascistfrenchman - July 20, 2010, 3:25 pm, #185598
Lol - that's awesome.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:14 am, #143161
Proof positive that there's always undiscovered country.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:12 am, #143156
I don't get it why no one has come up with the idea before, I just saw something similar and made this poster.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:08 am, #143152
The connection you made between the two. I'm not a fan of mythbusters, and I did love the muppets.... but to draw the two together? Perfect!
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:06 am, #143151
which part, the mythbusters, or the muppets?
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:02 am, #143150
I frickin' love this!


NEUTERING - The practical alternative to inbreeding.




EVIL CHINCHILLA - Soon my new exercise wheel will be installed, AND THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD! MWA HA HA HA!!!!




HEY KID -


TAGS: kids pets dogs h** wheels
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

GaryO - February 22, 2014, 7:08 pm, #253202
Love the old ones. Glad I can still vote on 'em.
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:31 am, #203918
I'm glad that I didn't upload my version of this poster! This is way better. 5
Airman - November 24, 2010, 3:58 pm, #203849
looks like we got us a future TSA worker
crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 3:37 pm, #203843
LOL!


GET OFF THE DAMN BED -


TAGS: pets challenge ice
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - January 6, 2011, 4:43 pm, #209288
LOL 5 Lint rollers for the hair!
spacedog - October 5, 2010, 5:21 pm, #196880
Nice one Iceman. 5L
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:15 pm, #196160
brilliant


SPETSNAZ - Like ninjas, only with assault rifles...


TAGS: ninja gun spetsnaz russian
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Mike

Wrong - August 16, 2009, 12:49 am, #108676
If it were white, you'd notice the dude lying down or whatever. Because it's black it can look like a bit of tree, so you don't notice the geezer holding it.
Anonymous - January 20, 2009, 2:23 am, #53259
It's work better if the gun was white too.
Torquemada - July 16, 2008, 7:34 am, #9710
Spetsnaz... Russians on motifake?


RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




MAHNA MAHNA -


TAGS: muppets rule
Rating: 4.06/5

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PETS - Because even 'extreme exil' needs a friend.




Wake Me Up -


TAGS: pets dogs lazy petco comfy
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by vindicator

vindicator - August 9, 2014, 2:29 pm, #256129
shiver me timbers Olive!
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 11:51 am, #256126
Nope. Unlike humans, dawgs don’t poop in their own basket.
steve1961 - August 9, 2014, 5:45 am, #256125
My guess...he just took a dump in the basket...but that could be my creative side taking over...
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 1:19 am, #256124
Yeah, just cause you can doesn’t mean you should. Especially with him watchin’…..kinda creepy.
vindicator - August 9, 2014, 12:57 am, #256123
I had that same thing once, it wasnt pretty.
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 11:34 pm, #256119
Too many. Just one (at a time). Admitting powerlessness over self-licking was the toughest. My dog had his own difficulties.
vindicator - August 8, 2014, 11:08 pm, #256118
12 step?
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:41 pm, #256116
Mine's in recovery
Greeny - August 8, 2014, 10:33 pm, #256115
doggy downers make it easy
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:02 pm, #256114
Equanimity. A quadruped that has attained contentment and ease in the company of his master, no matter where, is a thing to admire.
vindicator - August 8, 2014, 9:24 pm, #256112
What do ya think that expression means?
GaryO - August 6, 2014, 8:32 am, #256087
Man, that’s gotta be a bit of a load. Didn’t know PETCO had Harrier carriers. Great expression on that pooch.


DON'T TELL ME - Muppets aren't real!!


TAGS: muppets real
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Koradan

GodsWorshipMe - February 25, 2010, 5:29 pm, #160746
Like, he gave me hepatitis C... I only have 2 months to live


ARKHAM STREET MUPPETS - Alphabetically removing your organs since November 10th 1969


TAGS: muppets
Rating: 4.4/5

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Akrid - January 2, 2012, 7:55 pm, #227198
Clayface
Preacher Man - December 23, 2011, 1:09 am, #226862
OK, comics geek that I am, I recognize most of them (and especially love Count von Count as Ra's al Ghul)...but who's Cookie Monster supposed to be?
TwistedNinjaPirate - December 22, 2011, 11:41 pm, #226858
Oh gosh this is awesome...


BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT - It would be worth watching if these two were the judges




PERFECT CHILDHOOD - ... all but the stiff right arm.




ADOPTION -


TAGS: adopt pets revenge cat
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:56 pm, #261677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl78XMnb8Xw
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 10:14 pm, #211863
Most excellent.
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 10:11 pm, #211861
This is also a tribute to my shelter cat, Clancy. I adopted him almost 13 years ago. The only poster I ever made with him in it is one of my first crappy basement posters.....115126
5150monkeylove - February 2, 2011, 10:33 pm, #211509
Thanks guys. The shelter I work for asked me to show them how to reword it. I did and and they made basically the same thing with horrible spacing and the bright yellow color. they had it printed and set up in my field office.
Sean - February 2, 2011, 2:31 pm, #211446
Love the poster. All of mine are rescues too. And all are exacting their special revenge, as per this poster -- though that makes my couch collateral damage (but it's worth it -- stooopid couch).
Cloudchaser - February 2, 2011, 10:31 am, #211427
Giving this one 5l because all of my cats are rescues, especially the 2nd youngest who was abandoned at the local community center at only 8 weeks because some (expletive) was too lazy to find him a good hime


THE SPETZNAZ - Russian ballerinas that know how to use guns


TAGS: russia spetsnaz ballerina guns acrobat
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by chase3597

Pikeman - June 3, 2014, 11:36 am, #255172
It is a lot safer to be in the vicinity of badly thrown hatchets than in the vicinity of badly aimed gunfire. If he can hit his target with a hatchet flying through the air he can shoot it while flying through the air.
greenejc - June 5, 2013, 10:36 am, #246309
Silent accurate killing is never pointless.
chase3597 - June 28, 2011, 2:24 pm, #220702
it was the only one i could find with a russian doing pointless training
Bob D. Sailor - June 28, 2011, 1:30 am, #220678
Not trying to be mean or anything but that is a throwing axe not a gun.... (Where do we find these guys nowadays?)


SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!




"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."




YOUR GREATNESS IS NOT MEASURED -




CHICK-FIL-A - Were Coming for you!


TAGS: muppets
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Obeyartguy

BoneCD - July 28, 2012, 7:55 am, #237776
To bad it's Sunday and they're closed.
MPsniper - July 24, 2012, 5:40 pm, #237586
CHICK-FIL-A stand your ground


JIM HENSON... - One of the most talented men in the world. We'll miss you!


TAGS: jim henson muppets
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Shara

yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 2, 2009, 2:05 pm, #133405
easy tiger, I was thinking he dieed years ago as well.
Shara - May 31, 2009, 3:48 am, #83315
No...it's called an homage or a dedication...dumbass.


GIANT OCTOPUS - Probably not the best choice for a pet




FAMILY - Sometimes you can pick your family


TAGS: pets
Rating: 4.5/5

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IF THERE'S NO GOD -


TAGS: fish aren t really pets
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by sickartist

GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 4:47 pm, #151170
or my morphine drip? 5 Existentialism


ALL IN THE FAMILY -




THAT RED DOT - I'm never going to catch it, am I?




SHOE PUPPETS - Never really got popular for some reason


TAGS: puppets shoes blz
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by BLZ



PUPPET JESUS - Where all others failed he alone succeeded Rowlf the puppet, the puppet Jesus


TAGS: muppets puppet kermit rowlf jesus
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Kamai

Kamai - November 2, 2009, 8:17 pm, #133526
based on this comic from pvp onnline: http://www.pvponline.com/2008/12/10/its-time-to-light-the-lights/ found it funny enough to justify a poster on it's own but some people (okay, most people) might not get it so I've added the explenation just in case


LOST IN TRANSLATION -




CHOOSING A PET - Gary soon realized that Taking Your Pet to Work Day would of been much easier with a dog.


TAGS: pets jobs
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 17, 2012, 7:36 pm, #237382
it's the eyes sho...the eyes! thanks for the vote
GaryO - July 17, 2012, 12:32 pm, #237371
there better be beer comin' thru that regulator
steve1961 - July 17, 2012, 10:44 am, #237364
Of course it's disturbing...I would've used koi.
Sho - July 17, 2012, 7:24 am, #237361
May sound strange coming from me, but I think this looks kinda disturbing lol. 5L for the lols
MissPriss - July 17, 2012, 12:55 am, #237357
Thanks guys.
spacedog - July 16, 2012, 5:36 pm, #237338
LOL! I don't know how Gary found a fish bowl big enough. It's huge! 5L MissP.
GaryO - July 16, 2012, 4:54 pm, #237337
FISH ON!, Crazy monkey, FISH ON!


JEFF DUNHAM - Playing with dolls since 3rd grade.And still goin' strong!


TAGS: puppets
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by skateinferno

rerun - November 14, 2012, 8:12 pm, #240603

Jeff - 1980, me 1982. Richardson HS in Richardson Texas
falloutghoul - November 13, 2012, 10:15 pm, #240573
Really? What year did you guys graduate?
rerun - November 12, 2012, 7:15 pm, #240554

d***,now I feel old. I went to high school with Jeff. Great guy


PETS - Some how can always manage to make their way into your heart


TAGS: pets cat
Rating: 3.54/5

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ALLIGATORS -




THE MENAGRIE -


TAGS: ufo alien conquerers pets
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2011, 8:33 pm, #221706

funny thing is if you follow european news they dropped the "deny deny deny" aspect put out by the CIA. belgium, and france both have contingency plans in place. over a dozen countries have "disclosed"...other wait for approval...from America. hmmmm
crankyhead - July 21, 2011, 7:09 pm, #221703
two words.... interstellar h**dogs.
Reality Lord - July 21, 2011, 5:27 pm, #221699

hmmm...i wonder if we'd be interested in a hive of bee's culture, or enslaving ants to work for us. you're prob right.
Cloudchaser - July 21, 2011, 10:23 am, #221669
They would be interested in our arts as that's a major part of what defines a culture
BoneCD - July 21, 2011, 4:09 am, #221659
me like the new Avatar ICEMAN
Vampyro - July 21, 2011, 2:11 am, #221655
Humans make very good slave labor..... We all should know that. Different races and countries have been using other races and countries as slaves for years.
Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 10:35 pm, #221649

they're not doing that to me. not till i get comfy anyways ;)
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:51 pm, #221646
They come for the a*** probing. Open wide & say 'ahhhh'.


QUICK DEATH -


TAGS: pets funny death ninja pitchblack
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

mariand - May 17, 2012, 7:01 pm, #234778
correct


COME ON, PEOPLE - are we to be called "Companion Animals" now?


TAGS: pets
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Brawler

Brawler - May 3, 2011, 1:41 pm, #217972
Hadda shake my head when I read the article:D
pzykosiz - May 2, 2011, 7:06 pm, #217917
political correctness screws us again. 5L's


LEW ZEALAND - Master Of The Boomerang Fish


TAGS: lew zealand muppets
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Jjonzz

Rambo Terror - June 25, 2009, 1:46 am, #89741
Quite sad really...this pic had so much potential


Children's Television -


TAGS: kid s t v sesame street puppets
Rating: 4.33/5

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AaronL - June 26, 2014, 4:48 pm, #255450
And??
iyamtebist - May 2, 2014, 8:03 pm, #254595
FAKE!!!


LOVE TIRANGLE -


TAGS: hair pulling feb4 muppets
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Me_ - April 15, 2010, 2:16 pm, #171473
Isn't Bert g**?
Woodywood03a - February 9, 2010, 2:25 am, #156854
Jerry Jerry Jerry!!!!
TheTrashHeap - February 5, 2010, 9:41 am, #156264
This motifake was brought to you by the letter S and the number 69.
pieman - February 5, 2010, 9:33 am, #156263
I laughed and beer sh** out my nose when I read it. 5 Avenue Qs


SCAREDY CAT -


TAGS: september challenge pets
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 7:03 pm, #117182
Darn binoculars.
Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 7:02 pm, #117181
Coincidentally speaking of fiction in my last thread, this book is on my to-read list.


No Fear -


TAGS: fear pets spiders
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - April 7, 2014, 10:48 am, #254124
Awww what a bummer! I guess you'll have to get a giant spider instead ;)
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:44 am, #254123
I've always wanted a de-scented skunk. Nobody's messing with a gal walking a skunk down the street, nor breaking into a house as a skunk meanders around the corner into plain view. But alas, illegal 'round here cuz of the high rate and risk of rabies :(


THE CAT GETS IT -




Deductive Reasoning -


TAGS: sanitary food serving pets
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 4:48 am, #254998
Dang! That's an awesome insensitive!
MissPriss - May 24, 2014, 8:28 pm, #254986
And then those same children when they become "elderly". There is a restaurant that takes $5 off your order if your kids behave...nice incentive if it was $5 for each one you brought along!


Personal Trainer -




Dr. Moreau -




Braawwwkk!! -




TUNNELS - If you dig deep enough, you might just find an original thought. Scary, I know.


TAGS: tunnels are terrible with tea and crumpets
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 2:53 pm, #154171
try for brevity. Plus, I didn't want Tony's debut to be too good. lol jk
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 2:52 pm, #154170
Yeah, that's my fault. I could have done something with the caption to make that obvious. I toyes with the idea of putting "..., much mangled and long decayed" after "thought." At the time, though, I figured that that didn't sound snappy enough. I usually
TheTrashHeap - January 24, 2010, 2:35 pm, #154162
I got the cliffton thing and a**umed you were intending it to be an obvious alias. The corpses representing the decay of original thought thing went WAY over my head.
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:55 pm, #154159
d***. I didn't mean this one to be subtle. That seems to be a problem with me lately. Anyway, I think I've royally screwed up the Cliffton joke. I was watching "Man on the Moon" and figured..."You know, I could do that on motifake." lol
rerun - January 24, 2010, 1:52 pm, #154158

got it, deep thoughts
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:51 pm, #154157
Just a critique on tunneling, and how n00bs piggyback on original ideas and dilude the intended purpose and meaning. The corpse is supposed to represent the decay of creative thought.
rerun - January 24, 2010, 1:46 pm, #154156

ah, that explains it. I was just thinking, ah ****, here we go yet again. I don't understand the poster though
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:46 pm, #154155
I wasn't really trying to fool anybody. lol Just thought it would be funny. Even used the name of a famous impostor.
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:44 pm, #154154
Yeah, I was trying an Andy Kaufman joke. Briton parody, but it kept coming up as me. I have no interweb skills. I can't figure this **** out.
rerun - January 24, 2010, 1:43 pm, #154153

bart/tony......this scene has been played out.
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:36 pm, #154152
That's odd coiming from a man who's into LARGE machinery. You're obviously overcompensating for something.
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:23 pm, #154149
You're a ***k!


PETS -




FURRY FRIENDS - Take Care Of Your Pets!




SECURITY -


TAGS: this is a re upload the other seems to have disappeared sept 12 pets
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 12:03 pm, #117111
You shouldn't drink water from my bowl... my brother drank water from my bowl once... once.


SCORPI -


TAGS: pets
Rating: 2.8/5

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GaryO - February 10, 2012, 10:09 pm, #229320
I will work on the quality...good advise
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 10:03 pm, #229319
Bottom line is GO, we all start at the bottom, so to speak. I know there are a few in my cellar that should not see the light of day. Keep at it & above all, quality before quantity. A lesson some have not yet learned.
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 9:57 pm, #229318
Aboot all I could say is search the archives. Some of the Greybeards worth searching would be Motifake Liberation Front, Agdaniele, Sean, GreyScorpion, Logicdude, Cubbybear, Ronsart, Faceplant31, Haarakkon, CANADA, hell, even TheTrashHeap, & RL work.
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 9:40 pm, #229317
Wrong word selection. I won’t worry about rejections. Can’t fight whatcha don’t see….hmmm, is there a thread with highly regarded but rejected posters? Or is that a bad bad?
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 9:30 pm, #229315
Trusting the Mods would be your first mistake. 2% Heh, heh. And Hammy, well, he loves his goats (with an occasional camel). He does make good posters though.
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 9:17 pm, #229313
Thanks Ice. I’ll trust the mods, and try different things. Seems ol’ dawgs can learn too, just takes a bit longer. It’s all a great distraction for me, and as Hammy stated, a challenge. cheers
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 8:45 pm, #229312
No worries GO. All things come to those that wait. In other words, keep it up, you'll get there.
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 8:40 pm, #229310
Heh, I was referring to Jack Handey’s facetious ‘Deep Thoughts’. You Greybeards maintain a tremendous pace, with, as you say, few words. I’m well aware of the depth portrayed here. Amazing
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 8:30 pm, #229308
He thought you were very "special" too.
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 5:22 pm, #229285
oh we're a site about deep thoughts as well, only delivering one without the use of much words is the challenge
forseti - February 10, 2012, 11:08 am, #229266
once there was a regular called greyscorpion... miss him! ;(
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 10:16 am, #229265
Yeah, still feelin’ my way….and this was the condensed version.. Another site, totally not related to posters got a chuckle out of it, but they are more in the ‘Deep Thoughts’ genre Thanks for the tip…always welcome
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 10:04 am, #229263
Friendly peace of advice, fewer words and more meaning can take you a long way.


LOOKEE WHAT I FOUND MOM! - Can we keep him? Pleeeeeease!


TAGS: snakes pets kids police florida huge
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Me_ - January 4, 2010, 1:41 pm, #150104
That's what she said.
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 11:34 am, #126550
jesus, thats a big snake


RECYCLE - Your Pets into Plastic Bottles.




COME OVER TO MY HOUSE TO PLAY - Here kitty kitty kitty!




FORBIDDEN LOVE -




SHOES - The only dog who thinks bandannas are shock collars


TAGS: pets
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by Ryan

spacedog - March 12, 2010, 1:03 am, #164005
I am a SHOE moderate(size9), trying to avoid parisian loafers(french leather gives me gas)-which is why I am leaving this site entirely till tomorrow afternoon(where's the maalox?)
TheTrashHeap - December 9, 2009, 9:23 pm, #144274
Did anyone notice how crap this motifake is?
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 9:21 pm, #144273
I'll go with that
TheTrashHeap - December 9, 2009, 9:19 pm, #144269
Bulldog probably. Rottweilers have more snout.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 9:19 pm, #144268
and I do believe TTH is correct in the boxer class, before it's ears are whatevered
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 9:17 pm, #144266
I'm leaning more towards rott
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:17 pm, #144265
I think
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:16 pm, #144264
I'm a bulldog
TheTrashHeap - December 9, 2009, 9:15 pm, #144263
THAT SIR! Is a boxer. They are wonderful dogs though inferior to the Mastiff in every way!
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 7:19 pm, #144220
This looks a lot more like TTH than me
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 7:02 pm, #144215
you got one helluva side business with all this modeling you do Dre. What is it, the 5th or 6th poster this month?


Crayons & Sock Puppets -




Difference -


TAGS: cats dogs pets animals calendar
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - June 2, 2015, 5:38 am, #261474
Thanks, guys :)
concern3 - June 1, 2015, 9:28 am, #261466
That's dead nuts on, a 5er
mizzdizz - June 1, 2015, 8:56 am, #261459
LOL! True, true! Excellent way of puttin' it, JW! 5L
Oldsod - June 1, 2015, 7:10 am, #261457
Brilliant observation.


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