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Pets Demotivational Poster

MYTHBUSTERS - The early years

TAGS: bunsen beaker from the muppets
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Vitek

fascistfrenchman - July 20, 2010, 3:25 pm
Lol - that's awesome.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:14 am
Proof positive that there's always undiscovered country.
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:12 am
I don't get it why no one has come up with the idea before, I just saw something similar and made this poster.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:08 am
The connection you made between the two. I'm not a fan of mythbusters, and I did love the muppets.... but to draw the two together? Perfect!
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:06 am
which part, the mythbusters, or the muppets?
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:02 am
I frickin' love this!

NEUTERING - The practical alternative to inbreeding.

EVIL CHINCHILLA - Soon my new exercise wheel will be installed, AND THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD! MWA HA HA HA!!!!


TAGS: kids pets dogs h** wheels
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - February 22, 2014, 7:08 pm
Love the old ones. Glad I can still vote on 'em.
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:31 am
I'm glad that I didn't upload my version of this poster! This is way better. 5
Airman - November 24, 2010, 3:58 pm
looks like we got us a future TSA worker
crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 3:37 pm


TAGS: pets challenge ice
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - January 6, 2011, 4:43 pm
LOL 5 Lint rollers for the hair!
spacedog - October 5, 2010, 5:21 pm
Nice one Iceman. 5L
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:15 pm

SPETSNAZ - Like ninjas, only with assault rifles...

TAGS: ninja gun spetsnaz russian
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Mike

Wrong - August 16, 2009, 12:49 am
If it were white, you'd notice the dude lying down or whatever. Because it's black it can look like a bit of tree, so you don't notice the geezer holding it.
Anonymous - January 20, 2009, 2:23 am
It's work better if the gun was white too.
Torquemada - July 16, 2008, 7:34 am
Spetsnaz... Russians on motifake?

RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing


TAGS: muppets rule
Rating: 4.06/5

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PETS - Because even 'extreme exil' needs a friend.

Wake Me Up -

TAGS: pets dogs lazy petco comfy
Rating: 4.65/5

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vindicator - August 9, 2014, 2:29 pm
shiver me timbers Olive!
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 11:51 am
Nope. Unlike humans, dawgs don’t poop in their own basket.
steve1961 - August 9, 2014, 5:45 am
My guess...he just took a dump in the basket...but that could be my creative side taking over...
GaryO - August 9, 2014, 1:19 am
Yeah, just cause you can doesn’t mean you should. Especially with him watchin’…..kinda creepy.
vindicator - August 9, 2014, 12:57 am
I had that same thing once, it wasnt pretty.
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 11:34 pm
Too many. Just one (at a time). Admitting powerlessness over self-licking was the toughest. My dog had his own difficulties.
vindicator - August 8, 2014, 11:08 pm
12 step?
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:41 pm
Mine's in recovery
Greeny - August 8, 2014, 10:33 pm
doggy downers make it easy
GaryO - August 8, 2014, 10:02 pm
Equanimity. A quadruped that has attained contentment and ease in the company of his master, no matter where, is a thing to admire.
vindicator - August 8, 2014, 9:24 pm
What do ya think that expression means?
GaryO - August 6, 2014, 8:32 am
Man, that’s gotta be a bit of a load. Didn’t know PETCO had Harrier carriers. Great expression on that pooch.

DON'T TELL ME - Muppets aren't real!!

TAGS: muppets real
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Koradan

GodsWorshipMe - February 25, 2010, 5:29 pm
Like, he gave me hepatitis C... I only have 2 months to live

ARKHAM STREET MUPPETS - Alphabetically removing your organs since November 10th 1969

TAGS: muppets
Rating: 4.4/5

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Akrid - January 2, 2012, 7:55 pm
Preacher Man - December 23, 2011, 1:09 am
OK, comics geek that I am, I recognize most of them (and especially love Count von Count as Ra's al Ghul)...but who's Cookie Monster supposed to be?
TwistedNinjaPirate - December 22, 2011, 11:41 pm
Oh gosh this is awesome...

BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT - It would be worth watching if these two were the judges

PERFECT CHILDHOOD - ... all but the stiff right arm.


TAGS: adopt pets revenge cat
Rating: 4.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:56 pm
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 10:14 pm
Most excellent.
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 10:11 pm
This is also a tribute to my shelter cat, Clancy. I adopted him almost 13 years ago. The only poster I ever made with him in it is one of my first crappy basement posters.....115126
5150monkeylove - February 2, 2011, 10:33 pm
Thanks guys. The shelter I work for asked me to show them how to reword it. I did and and they made basically the same thing with horrible spacing and the bright yellow color. they had it printed and set up in my field office.
Sean - February 2, 2011, 2:31 pm
Love the poster. All of mine are rescues too. And all are exacting their special revenge, as per this poster -- though that makes my couch collateral damage (but it's worth it -- stooopid couch).
Cloudchaser - February 2, 2011, 10:31 am
Giving this one 5l because all of my cats are rescues, especially the 2nd youngest who was abandoned at the local community center at only 8 weeks because some (expletive) was too lazy to find him a good hime

THE SPETZNAZ - Russian ballerinas that know how to use guns

TAGS: russia spetsnaz ballerina guns acrobat
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by chase3597

Pikeman - June 3, 2014, 11:36 am
It is a lot safer to be in the vicinity of badly thrown hatchets than in the vicinity of badly aimed gunfire. If he can hit his target with a hatchet flying through the air he can shoot it while flying through the air.
greenejc - June 5, 2013, 10:36 am
Silent accurate killing is never pointless.
chase3597 - June 28, 2011, 2:24 pm
it was the only one i could find with a russian doing pointless training
Bob D. Sailor - June 28, 2011, 1:30 am
Not trying to be mean or anything but that is a throwing axe not a gun.... (Where do we find these guys nowadays?)

SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!

"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."


CHICK-FIL-A - Were Coming for you!

TAGS: muppets
Rating: 3.18/5

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BoneCD - July 28, 2012, 7:55 am
To bad it's Sunday and they're closed.
MPsniper - July 24, 2012, 5:40 pm
CHICK-FIL-A stand your ground

THAT RED DOT - I'm never going to catch it, am I?

JIM HENSON... - One of the most talented men in the world. We'll miss you!

TAGS: jim henson muppets
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Shara

yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 2, 2009, 2:05 pm
easy tiger, I was thinking he dieed years ago as well.
Shara - May 31, 2009, 3:48 am
No...it's called an homage or a dedication...dumbass.

GIANT OCTOPUS - Probably not the best choice for a pet

FAMILY - Sometimes you can pick your family

TAGS: pets
Rating: 4.5/5

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TAGS: fish aren t really pets
Rating: 4.32/5

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GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 4:47 pm
or my morphine drip? 5 Existentialism


SHOE PUPPETS - Never really got popular for some reason

TAGS: puppets shoes blz
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by BLZ

PUPPET JESUS - Where all others failed he alone succeeded Rowlf the puppet, the puppet Jesus

TAGS: muppets puppet kermit rowlf jesus
Rating: 2.62/5

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Kamai - November 2, 2009, 8:17 pm
based on this comic from pvp onnline: http://www.pvponline.com/2008/12/10/its-time-to-light-the-lights/ found it funny enough to justify a poster on it's own but some people (okay, most people) might not get it so I've added the explenation just in case


CHOOSING A PET - Gary soon realized that Taking Your Pet to Work Day would of been much easier with a dog.

TAGS: pets jobs
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 17, 2012, 7:36 pm
it's the eyes sho...the eyes! thanks for the vote
GaryO - July 17, 2012, 12:32 pm
there better be beer comin' thru that regulator
steve1961 - July 17, 2012, 10:44 am
Of course it's disturbing...I would've used koi.
Sho - July 17, 2012, 7:24 am
May sound strange coming from me, but I think this looks kinda disturbing lol. 5L for the lols
MissPriss - July 17, 2012, 12:55 am
Thanks guys.
spacedog - July 16, 2012, 5:36 pm
LOL! I don't know how Gary found a fish bowl big enough. It's huge! 5L MissP.
GaryO - July 16, 2012, 4:54 pm
FISH ON!, Crazy monkey, FISH ON!

JEFF DUNHAM - Playing with dolls since 3rd grade.And still goin' strong!

TAGS: puppets
Rating: 4.38/5

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rerun - November 14, 2012, 8:12 pm

Jeff - 1980, me 1982. Richardson HS in Richardson Texas
falloutghoul - November 13, 2012, 10:15 pm
Really? What year did you guys graduate?
rerun - November 12, 2012, 7:15 pm

d***,now I feel old. I went to high school with Jeff. Great guy

PETS - Some how can always manage to make their way into your heart

TAGS: pets cat
Rating: 3.54/5

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Difference -

TAGS: cats dogs pets animals calendar
Rating: 4.92/5

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JesusWept - June 2, 2015, 5:38 am
Thanks, guys :)
concern3 - June 1, 2015, 9:28 am
That's dead nuts on, a 5er
mizzdizz - June 1, 2015, 8:56 am
LOL! True, true! Excellent way of puttin' it, JW! 5L
Oldsod - June 1, 2015, 7:10 am
Brilliant observation.


TAGS: ufo alien conquerers pets
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - July 21, 2011, 8:33 pm

funny thing is if you follow european news they dropped the "deny deny deny" aspect put out by the CIA. belgium, and france both have contingency plans in place. over a dozen countries have "disclosed"...other wait for approval...from America. hmmmm
crankyhead - July 21, 2011, 7:09 pm
two words.... interstellar h**dogs.
Reality Lord - July 21, 2011, 5:27 pm

hmmm...i wonder if we'd be interested in a hive of bee's culture, or enslaving ants to work for us. you're prob right.
Cloudchaser - July 21, 2011, 10:23 am
They would be interested in our arts as that's a major part of what defines a culture
BoneCD - July 21, 2011, 4:09 am
me like the new Avatar ICEMAN
Vampyro - July 21, 2011, 2:11 am
Humans make very good slave labor..... We all should know that. Different races and countries have been using other races and countries as slaves for years.
Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 10:35 pm

they're not doing that to me. not till i get comfy anyways ;)
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:51 pm
They come for the a*** probing. Open wide & say 'ahhhh'.


TAGS: pets funny death ninja pitchblack
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

mariand - May 17, 2012, 7:01 pm

COME ON, PEOPLE - are we to be called "Companion Animals" now?

TAGS: pets
Rating: 4.35/5

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Brawler - May 3, 2011, 1:41 pm
Hadda shake my head when I read the article:D
pzykosiz - May 2, 2011, 7:06 pm
political correctness screws us again. 5L's

LEW ZEALAND - Master Of The Boomerang Fish

TAGS: lew zealand muppets
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Jjonzz

Rambo Terror - June 25, 2009, 1:46 am
Quite sad really...this pic had so much potential

Children's Television -

TAGS: kid s t v sesame street puppets
Rating: 4.33/5

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AaronL - June 26, 2014, 4:48 pm
iyamtebist - May 2, 2014, 8:03 pm


TAGS: hair pulling feb4 muppets
Rating: 4.12/5

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Me_ - April 15, 2010, 2:16 pm
Isn't Bert g**?
Woodywood03a - February 9, 2010, 2:25 am
Jerry Jerry Jerry!!!!
TheTrashHeap - February 5, 2010, 9:41 am
This motifake was brought to you by the letter S and the number 69.
pieman - February 5, 2010, 9:33 am
I laughed and beer sh** out my nose when I read it. 5 Avenue Qs


TAGS: september challenge pets
Rating: 2.82/5

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Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 7:03 pm
Darn binoculars.
Pacifist - September 12, 2009, 7:02 pm
Coincidentally speaking of fiction in my last thread, this book is on my to-read list.

No Fear -

TAGS: fear pets spiders
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - April 7, 2014, 10:48 am
Awww what a bummer! I guess you'll have to get a giant spider instead ;)
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:44 am
I've always wanted a de-scented skunk. Nobody's messing with a gal walking a skunk down the street, nor breaking into a house as a skunk meanders around the corner into plain view. But alas, illegal 'round here cuz of the high rate and risk of rabies :(


Deductive Reasoning -

TAGS: sanitary food serving pets
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 4:48 am
Dang! That's an awesome insensitive!
MissPriss - May 24, 2014, 8:28 pm
And then those same children when they become "elderly". There is a restaurant that takes $5 off your order if your kids behave...nice incentive if it was $5 for each one you brought along!

Personal Trainer -

Dr. Moreau -

Braawwwkk!! -

TUNNELS - If you dig deep enough, you might just find an original thought. Scary, I know.

TAGS: tunnels are terrible with tea and crumpets
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 2:53 pm
try for brevity. Plus, I didn't want Tony's debut to be too good. lol jk
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 2:52 pm
Yeah, that's my fault. I could have done something with the caption to make that obvious. I toyes with the idea of putting "..., much mangled and long decayed" after "thought." At the time, though, I figured that that didn't sound snappy enough. I usually
TheTrashHeap - January 24, 2010, 2:35 pm
I got the cliffton thing and a**umed you were intending it to be an obvious alias. The corpses representing the decay of original thought thing went WAY over my head.
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:55 pm
d***. I didn't mean this one to be subtle. That seems to be a problem with me lately. Anyway, I think I've royally screwed up the Cliffton joke. I was watching "Man on the Moon" and figured..."You know, I could do that on motifake." lol
rerun - January 24, 2010, 1:52 pm

got it, deep thoughts
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:51 pm
Just a critique on tunneling, and how n00bs piggyback on original ideas and dilude the intended purpose and meaning. The corpse is supposed to represent the decay of creative thought.
rerun - January 24, 2010, 1:46 pm

ah, that explains it. I was just thinking, ah ****, here we go yet again. I don't understand the poster though
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:46 pm
I wasn't really trying to fool anybody. lol Just thought it would be funny. Even used the name of a famous impostor.
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:44 pm
Yeah, I was trying an Andy Kaufman joke. Briton parody, but it kept coming up as me. I have no interweb skills. I can't figure this **** out.
rerun - January 24, 2010, 1:43 pm

bart/tony......this scene has been played out.
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:36 pm
That's odd coiming from a man who's into LARGE machinery. You're obviously overcompensating for something.
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 1:23 pm
You're a ***k!


FURRY FRIENDS - Take Care Of Your Pets!


TAGS: this is a re upload the other seems to have disappeared sept 12 pets
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 12:03 pm
You shouldn't drink water from my bowl... my brother drank water from my bowl once... once.


TAGS: pets
Rating: 2.8/5

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GaryO - February 10, 2012, 10:09 pm
I will work on the quality...good advise
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 10:03 pm
Bottom line is GO, we all start at the bottom, so to speak. I know there are a few in my cellar that should not see the light of day. Keep at it & above all, quality before quantity. A lesson some have not yet learned.
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 9:57 pm
Aboot all I could say is search the archives. Some of the Greybeards worth searching would be Motifake Liberation Front, Agdaniele, Sean, GreyScorpion, Logicdude, Cubbybear, Ronsart, Faceplant31, Haarakkon, CANADA, hell, even TheTrashHeap, & RL work.
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 9:40 pm
Wrong word selection. I won’t worry about rejections. Can’t fight whatcha don’t see….hmmm, is there a thread with highly regarded but rejected posters? Or is that a bad bad?
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 9:30 pm
Trusting the Mods would be your first mistake. 2% Heh, heh. And Hammy, well, he loves his goats (with an occasional camel). He does make good posters though.
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 9:17 pm
Thanks Ice. I’ll trust the mods, and try different things. Seems ol’ dawgs can learn too, just takes a bit longer. It’s all a great distraction for me, and as Hammy stated, a challenge. cheers
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 8:45 pm
No worries GO. All things come to those that wait. In other words, keep it up, you'll get there.
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 8:40 pm
Heh, I was referring to Jack Handey’s facetious ‘Deep Thoughts’. You Greybeards maintain a tremendous pace, with, as you say, few words. I’m well aware of the depth portrayed here. Amazing
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 8:30 pm
He thought you were very "special" too.
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 5:22 pm
oh we're a site about deep thoughts as well, only delivering one without the use of much words is the challenge
forseti - February 10, 2012, 11:08 am
once there was a regular called greyscorpion... miss him! ;(
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 10:16 am
Yeah, still feelin’ my way….and this was the condensed version.. Another site, totally not related to posters got a chuckle out of it, but they are more in the ‘Deep Thoughts’ genre Thanks for the tip…always welcome
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 10:04 am
Friendly peace of advice, fewer words and more meaning can take you a long way.

LOOKEE WHAT I FOUND MOM! - Can we keep him? Pleeeeeease!

TAGS: snakes pets kids police florida huge
Rating: 2.71/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 1:41 pm
That's what she said.
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 11:34 am
jesus, thats a big snake

RECYCLE - Your Pets into Plastic Bottles.

COME OVER TO MY HOUSE TO PLAY - Here kitty kitty kitty!


SHOES - The only dog who thinks bandannas are shock collars

TAGS: pets
Rating: 1.75/5

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spacedog - March 12, 2010, 1:03 am
I am a SHOE moderate(size9), trying to avoid parisian loafers(french leather gives me gas)-which is why I am leaving this site entirely till tomorrow afternoon(where's the maalox?)
TheTrashHeap - December 9, 2009, 9:23 pm
Did anyone notice how crap this motifake is?
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 9:21 pm
I'll go with that
TheTrashHeap - December 9, 2009, 9:19 pm
Bulldog probably. Rottweilers have more snout.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 9:19 pm
and I do believe TTH is correct in the boxer class, before it's ears are whatevered
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 9:17 pm
I'm leaning more towards rott
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:17 pm
I think
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:16 pm
I'm a bulldog
TheTrashHeap - December 9, 2009, 9:15 pm
THAT SIR! Is a boxer. They are wonderful dogs though inferior to the Mastiff in every way!
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 7:19 pm
This looks a lot more like TTH than me
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 7:02 pm
you got one helluva side business with all this modeling you do Dre. What is it, the 5th or 6th poster this month?

Crayons & Sock Puppets -